Continuing my week of unhealthy, artery-hardening eating, I decided that a weekend burger binge was in order. We were in Beijing and scorned hand-pulled noodles and hearty northern food in order to stuff ourselves silly with meat patties.

First place we went to was Let’s Burger in Sanlitun. Seemed really promising, the interiors were fun and well done in the manner of an American Grill. They have two restaurants, one featuring burgers, the second concept devoted to fresh seafood imported from places like Canada and Sri Lanka. Their burger menu is extensive and exotic, with options like the tuna steak burger, or patties topped with king prawn or brie and cranberry ($48-168RMB)
Being a classicist, (<- yes, I believe this term can be applied to foodies, right?) I stuck with the cheeseburger. Being a fatty, I also added bacon and a fried egg.

But sadly, upon the first bite, this happened. What the hell. Worst burger ever. The patty was mealy and dry, topped over a bed of slippery lettuce. Each bite forced more of the burger out of the bun. In the end, I resorted to knife and fork, but the bun was so chewy that I gave up. On my way out, I scoped out other diners and found that they were all struggling with the same burger dilemma.

The redeeming dish of the meal was the fish & chips. The fish was a whole fillet of cod coated in an extra crispy batter. Served with a tangy tartar and vinegar. We also had a grilled squid & avocado salad. It was unremarkable.

The next day, we had to cancel out our bad burger memories with new, fresh, delicious, smashed-patty ones. We headed to the Fatburger, yes.. the same one of LA/LV fame! Here is what a double cheeseburger looked like. Amazing right? At Fatburger, they smash their patties so more of the burger makes contact with the griddle, resulting in a super crispy outside, juicy inside.

Burger in mouth, please! The burgers start at $40RMB, $60RMB for a set meal with fries and a drink. A bit expensive, but totally worth it. The skinny fries are ultra light and crispy, and the onion rings – gah! To die for! I guess I’ll be making monthly trips to Beijing now..
Read more about smashed burgers + other styles of burger cooking on Serious Eats. Empty stomachs be warned!
Let’s Burger
North Sanlitun Street
D101a, Nali Patio 81
Sanlitun, Beijing
三里屯北街81号那里花园D101A
5208-6036
Fatburger
Grand Summit Plaza
19 Dongfang Dong Lu
Sanyuanqiao, Beijing
东方东路19号, 外交公寓
8532-1878